have all our apologies for this mild disagreement.

Once the plane landed, she was able to gather her belongings and under the stares of all other passengers disembark, wearing a pair of blue shoes and holding a micro purse with only her passport and plane ticket in it.

While most of the passengers were astounded by such a thing, airport employees didn't bat an eyelid. The presence all year long of naked people on the island must have made them accustomed to it.

She even noticed from the corner of her eye other naked people, male and female lost in the crowd of tourists running around.

There was no bus or boarding deck on such a small airport and they had to walk to the lobby.

It took more tham half an hour to see the first bags appear on the conveyor belt. Security officers had twice already asked to see her passport, checking her nudist status. The island had been under both british and spanish dominion during its history, while there was only spanish text everywhere (the official language) most people and all officials spoke a very correct english.

The second one explained that most people wore a distinctive sign of their status to avoid having to carry their I.D, seeing her ears were pierced he brought back a small plastic disk with a golden N and clipped it with a small ring on it. He assured her she would not be bothered with her attire while wearing this, and that the chip in it would prove her identity if need be.

The room was filling out, only 3 bags were left on the belt and none of these were hers. The last couple present stopped kissing and took their bags to go on with their honeymoon.

Mackenzie was left alone in this part of the airport and there where no traces of her luggage.

Going to a desk she asked about it.

"Can I see your ticket? Oh thank you, let me see... There were no luggage registered on this flight with this ticket." Said the nice attendant.

"You must be kidding me! I had a bag and a suitcase. Can you check where they are please, or call the airport to know more?" She replied.

The attendant looked at her computer and then called her home airport. After 25 minutes of angry exchanges and recriminations , cut by technical jargon relating to their checking software she hung up.

"It was their first day for the person that registered you at the airport. Your bags were sent to the Fairbairn airport in Ireland under the name Marcelito Santos, rather than to the Santos Marcelito airport under the name Fairbairn Mackenzie. It's an easy mistake to make for a beginner. It's a chance that you are a nudist, it would have being very inconvenient otherwise. Have all our apologies for this mild disagreement." She explained.

"So they wild ship them back here from Ireland ? When will they arrive ?" Asked the redhead unwilling to point that she was only temporary registered as a nudist and would cancel it as soon as she got clothes back.

"It's a little more complicated. Once in transit to the plane, they noticed that there was no Marcelito Santos registered on their flight. They were destroyed for safety reason as they could have contained a bomb." She told her. "But don't worry the company will reimburse you for the value of your lost luggage, when you will return home you will fill a complaint and they'll mail you a check under a 2 month delay."

"But all my stuff was in it! I only have what you see with me ! The resort is all inclusive but I won't have any money to buy clothes." She told her.

"That won't be an issue for the next 12 years. The hotel will help you with your ticket for the return flight. You won't need anything else." Said the attendant.

"I only registered because the TSA took my underwear and my dress was destroyed in the flight. I was going to cancel it when I had my clothes !!!" She screamed.

"Why sign the 12 year contract then ? There is a 1 year period before you unregister. You should have toon the 2 weeks trial, it can be cancelled after 1 week, most tourists do that ." Replied the employee a little amused by the situation.

"One year!! You mean I won't be able to clothe myself until I go back to the USA?" Replied the redhead now in a state of shock.

"No , due to our treaties with the USA for them to get a military base here this contract is valid worldwide. You will have to remain a nudist when you go home and after the 1 year delay if you want to unregister you will have to come back here for your hearing, where the judge will decide if you can unregister in advance or not." She explained. "Now , it was our last flight, I will have to close that area and ask you to leave please. Have a nice stay in Santos Marcelito , there are free shuttles to your hotel in front of the airport main entrance."