a towing truck, with our car on the back.

A large towing truck with our car on it is driving towards us, followed closely by a patrol car.

"Mom it's our car!!" I scream

"Ohh right, I used to come on foot or on my bike, I didn't thought it would be forbidden to park here." She says. "I'll guess we'll pick it up at the pound tomorrow, the fine shouldn't be too high."

" Mom our only clothes were in this car, the locksmith will be at our door in an hour! What will we do?" I ask.

She looks at me thinking deeply and as she often does dmwhile doing so, playing with one of her nipples.

"Let me summarise, we are outside, without clothes, car, money, keys, phones and one hour or more on foot from our house. And in one hour our only hope of getting in will leave if we are not there."she says.

"I know , you forgot the dozens of my classmates a few yard from here and the whole toxn to cross naked part." I say. "It's a nightma...."

"It's an awesome adventure, one life defining moment that will shape you on your path to adult life, I'm so happy to live it with you." She replies.

"Mom you can't be serious this is just horrible." I reply.

" I have a way to make it in time if you want to come with me. Or we could split up so you can go alone on your discovery journey. Or how about we race for it? Last one home stays out until dinner."

Her idea is probably horrible but will certainly be quick. If I go alone she will use it anyway and be home before me.

The race idea is a lose lose situation, either I lose and stay longer naked or I win but have to deal with the locksmith in my birthday suit before watching my mom parade naked for hours in our yard.