Hank and Veevee: Worse yet, it was video chat

"Gary isn't answering either," Veevee told her husband.

"Huh, sometimes he turns his ringer off," Hank said. "But he's got that videophone thing he uses, you know, came with the phone. You want to try that?"

"Oh yes, I have the same phone," Veevee said. "Let's see..."

The videophone app pulsed, dialing GARY MOBILE from Veevee's contacts.

Veevee looked at Hank, then back to the phone as the app kept indicating it was trying to connect.

"Hmm, maybe he's left his phone somewhere," Veevee said.

The app flashed and a video feed came into focus.

"There he is!" Veevee said. "Oh my."

"Well, that's a different angle," Hank said.

The video feed was dominated by a view of the underside of an erect penis, four curled fingers holding the skin back from the broad head which dribbled seed.

Veevee cleared her throat. "Gary, we've been trying to reach you," she said.

"Mom, oh!" Gary said. Yes, that WAS him.

Gary's penis swelled and twitched. A line of pearly seed launched out from the tip of Gary's penis.

"Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh!" came a woman's voice from over the phone, further away.

"We had to come home early, there was an accident on the cruise ship," Veevee said. "Gary, what's going on there?"

Gary's penis swelled again in the little video picture.

Another woman's voice joined the chorus, a high sobbing sigh, answered by a third voice, a loud, brassy moan.

"Call you back Mom!" Gary said. His penis erupted. The video went to a blurry gray. The sounds continued for another few seconds and then the feed cut off.

Hank and Veevee looked at each other, raised their eyebrows, and laughed.

"You think he answered that by mistake?" Veevee said.

"Yup. I don't think it was his plan to jizz on his phone," Hank said.

Veevee giggled. "I agree," she said. "What do you think was going on?"

"Either he was watching the climax of an amateur jill-off video, or he was in the middle of a party and forgot to turn his phone off," Hank said. "Then answered by mistake."

"The second," Veevee said.

"Yup," Hank said. "Who do you suppose?"

"That second voice..." Veevee started to say something, then shook her head. "Let's not get ahead of ourselves. Anyway."

"Anyway," Hank said. "Let's go back inside."