The "kindness" of strangers.

Annabelle stood in the parking lot, wearing only a too-short hospital gown, untied in the back. Without her car keys, wallet, or phone, she had no idea how she was going to get back to her dorm. She thought about walking, but the college is 8 miles away!

"Hey, miss, do you need help?" It was a middle aged man, gray-haired and pudgy, about her father's age.

"Oh, thank you, sir. I've misplaced my clothes and all of my possessions, including my car keys. My roommate's got a spare set of keys for my car, but I need help getting back to campus!"

"Oh, I see, I was wondering why you were dressed that way," the man said, "it's a little out of my way, but I suppose I can give you a ride."

"Oh, thank you so much!" Suddenly, Annabelle remembered the doctor's advice about letting everyone know about her condition. "There's something else you should know..."

A smile grew on the man's face as he listened to her detailed explanation of absolute gullibility syndrome.

"You'll really believe anything I tell you?"

She nodded.

"Well, thanss for letting me know about your condition. I'll be sure to keep it in mind. On a completely unrelated note, why are you wearing your hospital gown backwards? Don't you know the open part goes in the front?"

"Oh! How stupid of me, I don't know what I was thinking." Annabelle pulled her arms free of the gown and spun it around so it hung of her back like a cape, then she slipped her arms back in the sleeves. Untied, the open gown completely exposed her pussy to the middle aged man and only covered her tits if she deliberately held it closed with both hands.

"That looks much better," he said, "much more decent than walking around with your butt exposed like you were."

"Good point," She said while she followed him to his BMW convertable. She climbed inside, completely agreeing that the safest way to sit was with knees spread wide and her hands clasped behind the headrest. Even though that pulled the gown open and exposed her breasts, it was like he had said, "this way your arms can't interfere with the operation of the seatbelt" it was so obviously true once he said it, Annabelle wondered why she'd insisted on riiin in cars wrong this whole time.