Lovely Assistant?

Opening the box, Lance revealed a buxom blonde woman in a floor length black evening gown. She had a look of bewilderment until Lance tapped her with his cane, she struck a pose. "Looks like the Man Crusher is the Woman Maker," Lance said. Revealing the name Woman Maker on the front of the box. Though it wasn't there before.

The audience applauded.

"Take a bow, Joan," Lance said.

The woman curtsied and smiled. The crowd gave a standing ovation as the magician took his assistant off stage.

"The amazing Lance, the world's greatest magician everyone!" The announcer said.

Behind the stage Lance slapped the woman's ass. "You make a hot chick, Joan."

She deck him in the chest, but Lance just yawned as it did nothing. He tapped the woman with his cane causing her body to freeze.

"Why did you turn me into a woman?" Joan asked.

"Well John, you are what I've been looking for," Lance said, pulling a bottle of blue liquid, "This is your masculinity. If you do as I say you get to be a guy again. Comprende?"

"What do you want?"

Lance flipped his cape past his face changing it into John. "To take you to prom," he said with a grin.