Take the bus home

You feel like a king with what you just did. A couple cute girls pass you buy and their bright pink lips shine like advertisements as they smile and laugh with each other, your dick throbs somewhat. You look around the mall. Never a dull moment here. Still, you think you might have had enough time at the mall. Mostly because you have much bigger plans ahead for this brave new world of dick-sucking. Okay, mostly because for the first time in a couple hours, your distractions have literally been sucked out of you one by one.

You pat down your pocket... shit... no keys. You have your wallet though thank god. The bus it is. Next time you teleport, you're going to be more practical and just teleport to your car.

You exit the mall and hitch a ride on the next bus going home. You step onto the bus which is heavily crowded up front- and of course- sounds of people having sex even arise here. Not the most romantic place, but you can see how someone might pop a boner on their commute.

Pushing through a compact crowd reveals a bearded homeless man sitting about halfway down and getting a blowjob from a blonde way out of his league. A wide berth surrounds him. In another seat nearby, a young couple is also fucking on the bus, a very cute brunette is grinding circularly in a mans lap in reverse, an occasional moan or grunt fills the air. The bus is pretty packed and you have to grab a bar at one of the few unoccupied places next to the old homeless man getting a blowjob. He smells pretty bad and has grocery bags full of cans all around him. You note the wide berth is probably the smell, not the public blowjob or sex happening.

"The car is in park! Mark my park, there are secret satellites behind the moon!" He suddenly clutches all the bags around him and looks side to side, twisting his head around to look behind him. He mutters more things under his breath, his massive white beard twitches back and forth and he grabs at it with both hands curling his fists up into his face.

Despite that, a cute blonde with long straight hair is crouched over him in jeans and a three- letter university sweatshirt, her expensive looking purse still dangling off her arms. You can hear her busily slopping on his knob though her hair covers all the activity.

The couple silently fucking starts ratcheting their efforts up, the brunette starts lifting herself up and slamming down harder onto her boyfriends (husbands?) cock. He starts reaching around her pushing down her top, exposing and grabbing her medium sized breasts, pulling her back down.

The homeless man reaches down and graps the blondes head and starts muttering. Then, suddenly very clearly he starts lecturing her.

"Listen! Australians are coming to our country to invade us, are you willing to defend your country? Are you willing to fight with sword in hand against the aliens?" He shakes her head up and down on his cock.

"Oh thank god, you believe me." He went on and on for several minutes of the bus ride about nuclear codes and many other outrageous subjects, dominating the airwaves. Each time he would shake her head in agreement with his ravings. You can almost see her rolling her eyes at the man, you certainly were. Though you quickly realize that she probably cant be so impolite.

"Have you seen the crystal pools into the future? Beautiful moon tits rocky road cock!" His hands are now off her head but she nods enthusiastically rocking his cock back and forth in her mouth, she makes audible *mmmm-hmmmm* as she agrees with him, allowing him to train her.

After a bout of high fiving her, the homeless man grows increasingly shaky and jittery, the homeless man orgasms. He stomps his feet and claps his hands before squeezing his thighs around the poor college students head. Pushing her back he sprays the rest of his load all over her face thick and streaming while screaming something about gifts from Skyman. You had already anticipated this and had pressed yourself further back into the bus as one jet hit the opposite window.

The college girl gets up off the floor, swallowing his load with no fan-fair at all, scooping the cum off her chin and into her mouth.

"Good luck with the Australians Sir! Goodbye." she cheerily said, and moved back to stand by a friend of hers.

"So anyways, as I was saying, I've been trying to get more into politics. That rally I went to the other day- I felt like I was really doing something, like I was really making a difference." The blonde continues a conversation with her friend. You can get a better look at her, her face is easily a ten out of ten.

"Are you worried about the Australians, you going to protest them?" You don't usually butt into random peoples conversations but the world seems more in your control now.

"Oh funny." She turns to you and gives you 'a look.' Her friend cocks her head noticing something with the turn.

"Hang on Shelly, you have something on your-" Her friend leans her head over and licks up Shelly's cheek getting the excess cum the homeless man had left on Shelly's face.

"Oh jeez is it in my hair? Thanks, I thought I got it all in one gulp. I'm such a bad cumdumpster sometimes." Her friend busily sucked strands of Shelly's hair into and out of her mouth, searching for traces of the mans cum.

The homeless man meanwhile looks confused and kept looking around. He rattled his bags furiously. He grew very frustrated and started to make grunting and whiny sounds louder and louder. His short and fat lumpy and crooked cock was just kind of hanging there and you kind of regret seeing it.

"Cleany weeny!" he exclaims to the brunette gesturing at her who was now slamming herself full **** into her man yelling louder each time, clashing with the bumps in the road. She looks quizzically at the homeless man and disengages suddenly from her boyfriend, leaving his cock erect and pulsing in the air. Her boyfriend looks a bit pissed. The brunette smiles and crouches down taking the mans disgusting looking cock into her mouth. She slurps and sucks, drinking in the mess, you can hear her swishing spit back and forth trying to wash it with her mouth, gulping on occasion. Her boyfriend watching looks disgusted, his cock instantly starts to deflate and he grudgingly puts it back in his pants.

"NICE TITS!" the homeless man exclaims, the brunette pulls her top up, remembering her decency as she cleans the mans penis. The man groans something about Australian mind control in response to her covering up. After a short while he pushes her off with a popping sound and pulls his pants back on. The brunette returns to sit beside her boyfriend, their lovemaking apparently over.

The next stop is yours. You get home and collapse on the couch, hoping this wasn't all a dream.