You hide behind the counter

You hurry around and crouch down, hidden behind the counter. Your bare ass up in the air awkwardly beside the clerk, as she greets her next customers.

It's an older couple, they quickly shop, gather their items and head for the checkout. The tongue-ringed clerk, smacks her gum faster, apparently nervous about the situation. She awkwardly tries to make small talk with the couple. They look at her suspiciously, but take their change and exit.

"Okay, start talking. Why the hell are you bare ass in my store? Some kind of crazy dare? What is this?"

"Okay, okay, I can explain." You say.

You tell her the whole story, her nodding in agreement along the way. You can tell she obviously has some sort of contempt for police, and seems to empathize with the situation you're in. She tells you her name is Amanda, and she finds it funny the situation that you are now in. Nonetheless, she seems like she can be trusted.

She agrees to let you use her phone. You try calling a couple of friends, but they're all out partying tonight and no one seems to be answering. Out of options, she comes up with an idea.

"I'm working til 1 tonight, but I'll call my friend Stephanie, I'll tell her to bring you some clothes!" She says a little too excitedly.