"No way sexist flower!"

John flipped it the bird. "No way, bellsprout. I've got principles. And you can't go calling lesbian's dykes."

The flower laughed, "Well if you won't be my feeder than you will be my feed!"

Vines lashed out at John knocking him to the ground. "Fuck!" yelled John.

The vines wrapped around john's legs, dragging him closer to the monster flower.

"You can't fight it boy!" yelled Andrea. "Nothing can stop me once I'm hungry."

The vines kept pulling John as he tried to break free. His fingers reached for a pair of pruning sheers, but they were quickly getting out of reach.