"Did you have sex with my mom?"

"You know..I know that cruise Mom and Dad went on was no ordinary boat ride. Plus I know that Mom and Dad are more than close with Jim and Sally Walker.." Lil began. "I mean I've never seen anything, but I definitely got a certain vibe from them." She took a breath and asked: "Did you have sex with my mom?"

Billy shifted awkwardly as he realized vivid memories of Mrs. Virginia Menard were making him hard really quick.

"Well..yes. Yes I did," he admitted.

Lil let out a breath of mild shock, but didn't seem too perturbed by it. "That explains a lot actually. After she got back from that trip Mom started listening to your music almost as much as me. Plus she really loves that shirt. Wears it all the time."

Billy rubbed the back of his head. "I don't know how much you know, but..your mom wasn't stepping out on your dad. He knew, and was okay with it." He didn't go into details about the intense group sex they all had. That may be a little too much info. "I don't want you to think she was cheating. I like your parents a lot and don't want to give you the wrong impression."

She let out a little breath before giving a comforting smile. "I know. I mean not that I knew about that, but I know Mom wouldn't cheat. I know how much my parents love each other. Having some extra-marital thing behind the other's back..the whole idea is just ridiculous. Still though..my Mom boned Billy Royce."

That got Billy laughing. "Heh, when you say it like that..it does sound really out there."

For some reason Lil felt comfortable talking to him about this. Just a little time spent with him and she could see why Mom called him "a genuine person". His first instinct after admitting the truth had been to defend the honor of her parents. That told her a great deal right there.

"So.." Lil began, a bit of a naughty smirk on her face, stealing a glimpse at his growing bulge. "you like my mom's butt I take it?"

Billy reddened a bit, but he could sense Lil was no longer tense, and in fact seemed curious. "I won't lie..she has one of the nicest I've ever seen."

"She's got good reason to be proud." Lil seemed to look down for a minute. "She's nice and curvy, but I didn't inherit that. I feel flatbacked compared to her."

"Hey," Billy said, reacting to Lil's sudden somberness. "Take it from me, I've been an assman since I first discovered I liked girls, and I can tell you it's not just about extra curves. It's about construction. Thin or curvy, it's a beautiful part of the female body. You shouldn't down what you have." And the male body, but again he was trying to avoid TMI. He paused a moment. "..I in no way thought I would be having this conversation today."

Lil tensed a little bit, nervous that Billy Royce of all people was telling her to be proud of her body, but then the latter comment caused her to laugh, putting her at ease. "Well thank you very much," she said with a smile.

"I'm sorry if that came off at all skeezy."

Lil shook her head. "Not at all. I do think I'll go ahead and give my parents a call though to let them know you're here."

"Sure thing," Billy said. "but you've been very good company, and I appreciate that."

"Thank you," she said, blushing a bit. She turned to head to the phone.

Billy couldn't help but steal a glance at Lil's butt as she walked to the phone. While she certainly wasn't as wide-hipped as Veevee and relatively small, it was tight and stuck out a little in a pleasing fashion, like two baby pumpkins. She's got nothing to be ashamed of, Billy thought to himself. Now he found his erection twitching for different reasons. He tried to clear that image out of his head. He considered the Menards friends and wasn't going to take advantage of their daughter, who had to be at least ten years younger than him. Plus she was really sweet..and pretty. Drop it, Royce, he scolded himself.

"Hey, Mom, it's Lil. Guess who showed up at the house!"