A nearby hotel

The address isn't too far away, so you just walk the six blocks to it. When you get there, you notice that it's a hotel, a moderately nice one that is part of one of those chains that offer free breakfast in the mornings and their own rewards program. You double check the address, and see that there is a room number. You shrug your shoulders, and get in the elevator to go to the right floor. When you get to the hotel room, you knock on the door. It gets answered by...