A friendly slap on the ass

He has such a nice ass... you give him a moderately strong ass smack, he responds with his cute squeal he always makes when you surprise him. "Hey birthday boy, good to see you awake already." You give him a kiss on the cheek, making him blush and rub his face. The boy is far too adorable for his own good.

"Thanks for not giving me the usual wake-up call, I told you I could wake up at a reasonable time on my own." He was probably talking about how you sometimes had sea water dumped on his head if he ever slept past noon.

"What can I say? Determent works." You say with a bit of a smirk... which quickly fades away once you remember how early it is. It might only be evening for his sister right now, and you can't afford to have your night interrupted by her well meaning birthday call. "Hey Link, how late is it back on Outset?"

He looks at you a bit suspiciously, "it's starting to get dark... what are you planning?"

Perfect. "Oh lighten up, hero. I just want to make sure she does what she wants to speaking stone-wise before we celebrate with the boys tonight... we wouldn't want too much drunken buffoonery in the background of a heart-felt call from your sibling, would we?" All things considered, you and Link wouldn't be nearly as close as you are now if it weren't for her. On his birthday to boot! You'll have to thank her when you call her

Speaking of which, when you call her after you distact Link with some work or something, you're going to have to think up an excuse for her to call Link now instead of later, huh?