Spidey leaps away...

"Woah there, lady," you say as you leap up onto the wall behind you. "That's okay! Consider it a freebie!"

The blonde reached up towards you. "It was going to be a freebie," she said with a yearning in her voice.

You crawl up the wall and swing off again, leaving the crazy woman in the alley. after several blocks, you realize the you still have a rock hard erection pressing against your tights. "Well, I can't run around like this," you think to yourself. "Maybe I should pay a quick visit to my lovely wife..." Minutes later, you arrive at your apartment window and let yourself in.

"Hey MJ," you say as you pull your mask off, "I home and I have a present for you..." You look around but she isn't in the living room or the kitchen, nut you find a pair of her shorts on the couch. You peak into the empty bathroom and then go to the bedroom door, which is open just a crack.