Join Jack

Crissy decided that she needed sustenance now. She straightened her silk cherry blossom bathrobe and exited the bathroom, poking her head slowly in to the kitchen. Jack had his back turned to her as he sat at the table. His usual blueberry muffin with a side of bacon in front of him.

"HEY!" Crissy yelled attempting to scare him, "Can I join you for breakfast?"

Jack didn't even flinch as he slowly turned and smiled. "Nice try gorgeous and of course you can...not like there isn't room at the table."

Crissy smiled and made her way to the fridge and opened it. The fridge was pretty full but now as she was looking she realized that most of the food in here wasn't hers. In fact, Crissy wouldn't remember the last time she went grocery shopping at all. She checked all the nooks and crannies of the fridge, bending low to look in-between all the shelves.

Nothing. Absolutely nothing in the fridge was hers. Crissy closed the fridge and turned around slowly. Jack was staring at her. He knows exactly what I'm about to ask him, Crissy thought to herself.

"Jack, hunny bunny. Roomie. Straight lover. Bestie. Owner of 1/3 of my condo...can I steal some breakfast food from you?" Crissy asked in her most seductive tone.