Maybe I should turn a little more toward Jess...

"I think I just gave the bass player a beaver shot..." Is that a thing? Beaver shot? That's a thing, right?

"Nice!" Uh, no, not what I was... "I can one-up that!" Aaand there's her tits.

"I, uh, I don't think tits one-up a beaver shot?" Even if they do look spectacular hanging out of that top...

"Sure they do. Two tits, one pussy. Plus, it's, like, way more skin." Did she just stick her tongue out at me? "So I win. Ha."

Win?

"He seems to like it, anyways." Ya, okay, that shrug was flattering. How can a shrug be flattering? And the bass player...

Wow, he is super hot... and super into us...