Maybe I should open my knees more just to be sure...

I'll just turn casually toward the stage, maybe comfortably put a leg up on the...

"Oh my god, you slut!" God, giggling with her like this is making me wet... I'll bet I can...

Oh god that felt good... my fingers go in like nothing...

Oh, right, at a bar, forgot about that. The cute bass player!

"I think you've got his attention!" Oh, ya, Jess is right. He definitely noticed.