Who are you against?
Your Mum
"What the fuck?" You say to your mum. "Hi sweety" says your mum "I know that you're part of this club. So does your wife by the way." You gasp. "she knows?" You ask "how on earth am I going to explain this to her?". "I wouldn't try to if I was you" says your mum "we're in a lesbian relationship with each other".
"Mum what the fuck?" you ask. "don't talk to me that way son" Mum asserted "It's your fault for wanting to wrestle sluts in this promotion"
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