Parental Interference

You woke up the next morning feeling quite cold. You were so tired when you got home late last night that you passed out nude in your bed. As you went to put some clothes on though, you thought about the night before. No one seemed to care that you were completely naked when you got home. So why put on any clothes now?

You walk down to the kitchen, proud as a peacock. It's Saturday meaning that your mom was making cereal, your sis would soon go to her modeling gig, and you wouldn't have any plans aside from having to go with your mom to the Coogler residence later. As you sat down at the dinner table, you were met with a confusing reaction.

"What the FUCK pervert?" your sister yelled. "Put on some clothes asshole!" Your mom quickly spun around. "Honey, that is not appropriate. You go put some clothes on this instant!" Well, that clarified nothing. You run back to your bedroom in shame, put on some clothes, and rejoin your family at the breakfast table. You were so embarrassed that you said nothing as you ate. All that you heard during breakfast were a few creative ways your sister found to call you a dumbass.

Once finished, you and your mom got in her car and drove to the Coogler residence. Upon parking in the driveway you could see Kim picking up assorted items off of the front lawn. Her dad, Dr. Coogler, was sitting on a bench outside the front door. He was staring daggers at Kim.

"Dr. Coogler" your mom announced. "Hi! It's Susan from down the hill. We need to talk about your party." Dr. Coogler stood up and hugged your mom as she approached. "John here was at your party last night. A man on the football team burned all his clothes, his cell phone, and his wallet!"

Dr. Coogler's face turned grim. "I'm sorry to hear that Susan. I came home only a few hours ago to find my home destroyed. Two kids were sent to the hospital, there are thousands of dollars in damages, and it's all due to Kim." Susan and Dr. Coogler both looked at Kim like they wanted to maul her. "Well Dr. Coogler. I think John here should get some restitution for what he lost." Dr. Coogler put his hand on Susan's shoulder. "Susan, I understand how you feel. I just can't do anything. I'm already going to have to dip into savings to repair this. John knew what he was getting into coming to a party without parental supervision."

Your mom lightly lifted Dr. Coogler's hand off of her shoulder. "Well that's just not acceptable Dr. Coogler. John needed to come to this party to ejaculate and then he..." Dr. Coogler quickly cut your mom off.

"Wait, Susan, John was here to ejaculate? And Kim didn't make sure he was safe while he performed his task? I'm so sorry, I didn't realize that." He loudly yells Kim's name, then directs everyone into the living room.