Hot Donna and Hotter Midge

Eric Foreman isn't the type of guy who could get a threesome; but you in his body easily could.

"Donna, let's get out of here. I'm tired of watching Three's Company."

Kelso interrupts: "Come on, Eric. I heard from a friend that tonight their showing the banned episode where there's a threesome! A threesome!"

With Donna around your arm, you brush Kelso off and head for the door, humming: "Come and knock on my door..."

"I'm so glad my mom came back," said Donna, referring to her mom's return after a long while.

"So am I," you say. Of course you are: Midge, the woman the word MILF must have been invented for. Wearing those tight T-shirts without a bra... Mmm... The plus side of women's lib, you think.

As you head up the stairs in the house, Donna asks: "Where are we going?"

"You'll see."

She does see, as you head into the upstairs washroom where Midge is enjoying a shower. Without the shower curtain, mind you.

"Jesus Eric! My mother's in there!" says Donna as you two enter the washroom.

Midge lets out a soft little shriek as she sees two people watching and rushes to cover up with a towel. There's none. She steps out of the shower after turning it off. "What in the hell are you doing here?" she asks.

"I wanted to compare," you say.

"Compare what?!" asked an outraged Donna.

"Compare mother and daughter's naked bodies."

There's a pause. "Well?" asked Midge, waiting for a response.