Read the note

You return to your desk silently and open the folded paper. It is not a note. It is actually a drawing -- a rather good one, too, you admit, but this isn't Art Class.

The drawing is of a woman, naked and holding a paddle. She is standing in front of several young men who are wearing high school football jerseys. One of the young men is saying, "We've been so naughty, Mrs. Lutz! Keep us after school and punish us some more!"

You feel your cheeks grow warm -- not from embarrassment, of course, but out of the thrill of knowing that the day has just started and you have already coaxed some pretty explicit urges out of these hormone-driven guys. So far, you haven't even been trying!

You fold the paper and consider your next step. All eyes are on you. You could ignore it and leave them guessing whether there will be any fallout, or you could try to find out who is responsible.