Substitute teacher scheduling department for high school summer classes.

When you signed up to be a substitute teacher you had the best of intentions of helping to form bright, eager minds as they seek knowledge. Of course, the fact that many of them are hot, hard, hormone-driven 18-year-olds doesn't hurt, either.

You listen to the message and learn there are several opportunities for you today, so you have your choice. The summer English honors class will be filled with academic over-achievers; the remedial health class will be filled with average students who, for one reason or another, couldn't fulfill that requirement during the regular school year; and the discipline room, where they need a strong, strict authoritarian presence to deal with some of the school district's delinquents.