"I have always wanted to fuck Kim Kardashian in the ass"

I reply, then add:

"After all, she does have an amazing ass she loves to show-off, and with an ass like hers, it would be a travesty if she did not do anal."

Kim's mom smiles, nudges Kim with her elbow, then says:

"Oh, she takes it up the ass, don't you Kim?"

Kim nods, looking a bit distracted and annoyed, then says:

"Mom, I wish you would not go around telling random dudes I take it in the ass like that."

Her mom just laughs and says:

"Well, he's about to fuck you in the ass, just like we planned, so he is not just a random dude, is he now?"

Kim does not reply, instead starts texting on her phone. Her mom shakes her head, then says:

"Well, assume the position Kim."

Kim stands up, then bends over in the doggy style position on the sofa, looking over her shoulder at me angrily, saying:

"You better be gentle, I hate anal."