Talking to Kim Kardashian's mom

I nod, signalling for Kim's mom to continue talking, and after making sure I am listening to her attentively, she starts talking:

"Matt, fundamentally us Kardashians are a symptom of everything that is wrong with this country. We are rich, loud, vulgar, and like to flaunt our wealth and make young girls want to emulate our slutty and profane life styles."

"But, we like it this way. We are talentless, yet we are enormously rich celebrities, and we need to keep it that way. We have no abilities or special talents, and to be transparent we are not good at anything, heck, take my husband, he even moved out of the house to become a tranny rather than to be around us."

She pauses, then says:

"But, we are **** attention seekers, and now we need something new to shock the world, and I am going to ask you to help us. Can you do that for us Matt?"

She looks up at me, an almost pleading look in her face. I look back at her for a while, then smile and nod to show that I think I should be able to help her.