Lead everyone upstairs

When I was sure enough time had passed I set down my beer and with a grin announced to everyone. "Hey guys, I got something really cool I want to show you. You want to come check it out?"

No one had really been too invested in the fight and their eyes perked up at this. They all clamored amongst each other and seeing as I started to stand, got up themselves. "Yeah, sure. Anything's gotta be better than this. It's been one-sided the whole night." They proclaimed pointing to the television.

"Alright, alright. But you guys gotta be quiet. The missus is already in bed." I told everyone. Trying to hold the suspense as long as possible. "Come on, follow me."

They got up, beers in hand and were right behind me as I started to slowly climb the stairs. I stopped in front my bedroom door and out a finger to my lips signaling them to be quiet. Pushing the door it creaked open and there in the dim light was my woman, face down, her skirt hiked up and her ass sticking out bare for everyone to see.

They all were taken aback suddenly and while some tried politely looking away I pointed with my full hand in her direction. "Well, there it is. What do think?" I turned back to them.

"Wait. What are you talking about?" One of them managed to stammer out. The others were now peering in trying to get a glimpse of her laying there half naked.

"I mean her." I said, still pointing in her direction. "Isn't she amazing?" The room fell silent.