Yes. Yes, we do.

"It's funny, how I haven't really thought of Troy in so long," Adam admitted. "I could never really figure out what exactly what he was up to. Picking up girls at a strip club? But then I learned there was this whole subculture, of college girls daring themselves to check out Jake Upp's if only to be able to say they'd been there, and in fact Troy was pretty successful with them. All I knew was, I walked in there and this okay-looking girl came up to me and said 'Hi, I'm Genesis,' and I thought to myself, Get the fuck out of here, that's not your name. But I had to reply, so I figured, her name is fake, mine will be too, so I said 'Hi, I'm Kane.' I guess I was thinking of Cain, son of Adam, the mark of Cain, raising Cain, all that. So I sat around and drank beer and I wasn't really sold on the place, and then the feature entertainer came out.

"I'll never forget. She had long blonde hair in cornrow braids, which usually doesn't work for a woman but somehow it did for her. She was a little more tan than most girls, built a little thicker all around, and I could see the upper curves of her areolae peeping over her costume, I figured those areolae had to be huge, I mean like pancakes. Her name was TT Turrets, and I took one look at her and I ... I just wanted her. Her tits were so enormous and round, it had never even occurred to me to think of women in that way, but then I saw TT and was changed for life.

"I just had to get a booth dance with her, so I got her in a booth, and something just sparked between us, and the next thing I knew she was unbuckling and unzipping me like she was really anxious to fuck, and she rode me so good and so hard, that I thought, This is the life, this is all a man needs.

"And that's how it began. And next week another big tit entertainer came out to Jake Upp's, and then next week another, and they all blew me away, and I kept showing up and fucking them one by one ... until ... "

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"Would you believe that I was actually impressed by Adam taking a Jane Austen class?" Charlotte confessed. "I was already in love with him the moment I laid eyes on him, but I learned these details about him, like his taking up Austen, and I honestly thought to myself, Wow, this guy really is the total package, he's obviously insightful and sensitive. If I had only known what went on between him and Dr. Knightstep ...

"Anyway ... he was already hanging out with this guy Troy, we had some wonderful dates, but Troy kept bugging Adam to come out with him to all kinds of places. So there was this one night, he went out with Troy ... and I swear, he was a changed man from that point on. I learned that was the night he went out to some strip club called Jake Upp's and met some woman calling herself, I swear to God, TT Turrets."

"Hold on," said Beth, tapping away on her laptop. "This TT Turrets?"

"Yes, Beth, that TT Turrets. Adam was never the same after TT Turrets. After that, his attitude towards me was 'Huh? Oh yeah, sure, we can maybe get together sometime, that is if you really want to.' I could feel it, he was losing all interest in me."

"Did Adam ever meet a Moonmoon Sun?" asked Beth, helpfully pulling up images of the notorious Korean-born porn star. "Or, wait ... it looks lit the world record-holder is this Tess Talismans. What about her?"

"No, I never heard of those. NO, Adam didn't even tell me about these secret trips of his, until ... until Pandora Perqs. Honestly, where do these women get these names ... "

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"Really, I thought TT had flipped," Pandora explained. "I knew TT Turrets from way back, when she first debuted in her home town of Philadelphia, and the idea that she could go so kamikaze nutzoid over some stranger in a strip joint ... it made no sense. And then I kept hearing more about this guy Kane, always hanging out at Jake Upp's. So when I finally got there, I was really on guard. I made up my mind I was going to play it quick and minimal and basic. There would be college k1ds in the crowd, so I did a fantasy cheerleader set. Well, they had the music booming, and the lights flashing and the smoke machine going, and I go out there, all set, all in control -- but I took one look at this really tall, really big-shouldered guy, and ... I nearly lost it right then. I had to concentrate just to get through the set. I felt this wave of heat going through me I had never felt before ... So anyway, I got through the set, and then I set up camp in a corner of the bar, to autograph pictures and DVDs and all that kind of thing, and this guy came over to me and said his name was Kane and would I like to have a private dance with him? And I couldn't say No. I just let him take me back there, and I got so turned on, I just ravished him, I got this guy unbuckled and unzipped. You can't understand, you had to be there ... I just had to HAVE him, I HAD to ... "

(Originally posted to the BE Addventure by DruulEmpire)