Calamity Jane

WOOOSH!!!! You find yourself in the wild west, wearing some pretty basic cowboy attire. No one in town seems to notice your instant arrival, all the men are either drunk, fighting, or flirting with half-dressed dames. You shrug, and think of the old saying, "when in Rome...". You decide to do the most 'cow boy' thing you can think of and enter a rowdy looking bar.

Suddenly, without warning, a man comes flying through the swinging doors!.. Scratch that, this man went THROUGH the doors, against his will. A medium sized hole is made in the door, and you decide to look through.

Standing there is a fiery looking cowgirl, with dark brown hair and eyes. Her shirt, and jeans are ripped and tattered, but her hat seems to be in mint condition. The noticable thing about this wild lady, is that her vest is barely covering her exposed breasts, giving you a good view of her inviting cleavage. Second most noticeable thing, is that she is standing on top of a man, with her heel digging into his shoulder blade, his wrist is being held up in a painful looking lock.

"The next dirty rat who DARES touch me, I will break their wrist AND their balls!", she yells. All the men back away, cupping their privates in a protective manner. Suddenly, from behind her, an angry wounded man is crawling towards her with a knife! You suddenly take action as you dash in through the door, then baseball slide across the floor, kicking away the knife, and knocking out the attacker!