Naruto uses Tenten to craft a master plan

After some thought, Naruto got a brilliant idea – one with which he would dispatch 4 birds with one kunai! Or something like that. He turned to delegation.

“I thank you for magnificent gift. For know, please return to hotel. I need to prepare my response to Raikage.”

Shinobi bowed and left. Naruto called Shizune and gave her instructions to bring certain thing from hospital and call Tenten. After Neji's **** she was... moody to say the least. That is if one would call a borderline insubordination, constant rages, brawls, insults, getting on everyone's nerves, being general bitch etc. being moody. If she wasn't doing all this in boundaries of law she would've been enslaved long ago.

Half an hour later Tenten knelt before him.

“You called Hokage-sama?”

“Yes.” Naruto answered and pointed at the paper on his desk. “Sign this.”

Tenten took the scroll and carefully read it.

“Is it some kind of joke Naruto?” She asked, barely containing her rage. “This scroll states that I freely agree to be your ****!”

At this moment Shizune returned with scroll Naruto requested and put it on his desk.

“Do you know what this is? It contains Neji's sperm. If you sign this, I will impregnate you with his seed.” Naruto could see that his promises hit on the fertile soil so he continued “I will even make sure that the child will not carry the cursed seal.”

“The Hyūga elders will never allow this.” Tenten snapped at him.

“It will be far to late before they can do anything... and you will not be in Konoha.”

Tenten swallowed. Naruto hasn't seen so much hope in her eyes for a long time.

“Where?”

“Kumo.” He raised hand before Tenten could object. “Think of this as Neji's final insult to Hyūga's elders. With Kumo having their own Hyūga, there will be no valid reason to keep using caged seal... and I will have a valid reason to forbid its usage. No one will know about it, until after the child's birth. The child will be adopted into Raikage's clan and you will be his personal property.” Naruto finished and waited in silence for Tenten's reaction.

With this plan he would reform the Hyūga clan, gain a favour with Raikage, raise relationship with Kumo, discredit that old bags in Hyūga's council, repay his old friend Neji, raise Konoha's morale and get everyone's gratitude for getting rid of bitch (Tenten) and even get Tenten's gratitude – perfect the set-up... ok, so it will be 7 birds with one kunai.

After moment of silence Tenten started laughing maniacally... Naruto had to wait few minutes before she calmed down enough to talk.

“Ha, ha... I cannot believe that you, who was once considered dead last, would come with that plan.”

“If you don't want, I can always use one of other slaves-”

“No! Don't even dare to impregnate some lowly **** with his seed.” With that she signed the scroll.