You and Bernie study Anal Sex

You look at the chapter of Joyce Bernstein's "director's cut" sex education book where Bernie had left the bookmark. "So-oh, we're studying...Anal!"

"Yup," Bernie says.

You grin, and your heart thumps with excitement. "I was hoping for that," you say. "I've actually been reading ahead." You pull open your nightstand drawer and take out a copy of Your Family Doctor's Guide to Anal Sex.

Bernie laughs. "Ha ha, what is it with you and that series?" she asks.

You say, "You know I'm kind of uptight, and they just keep easing you in, telling you It's Perfectly Normal and giving you all sorts of statistics. Like here: Almost half of American married women have tried anal intercourse, and about half those who tried it enjoyed it. About ten percent enjoy anal intercourse regularly. That means that more straight married women take it up the ass than gay men!"

Bernie shakes her head and giggles. "If that makes it okay for you," she says. "But my mom could have told you all that."

"I knew that," you say. "But I want an unbiased second opinion."

Bernie grins. "It also tells you more straight men regularly have anal intercourse than gay men," she says.

"Well, that's because there are more straight men," you say.

"Well," Bernie says. She's still grinning. She shakes her head. "Why do you even, with the numbers? You just pick the ones you like."

"It makes me feel better," you say.

"Whatever floats your boat," Bernie says. "Let's get started." She takes out a bag from the drugstore. "Now, this is something I brought in case you feel uncomfortable with one part of anal play."

"What, that it's dirty?" you ask. "Like, am I afraid of shit?"

Bernie holds a crooked smile and blinks her eyelashes at you. "How about we take it out of the picture," she says. She hands you a tall, narrow cardboard box labeled DISPOSABLE ENEMA and holds onto one herself. "Oh, excuse me," she says. She puts hers back in the drugstore bag and exchanges the bag for your box. "There you go?"

"What, do I look nervous?" you protest.

Bernie presses her lips together, but her shoulders shake with suppressed laughter. Her bra-less cleavage jiggles distractingly. She gets control of herself and takes a deep breath. "Yup."

"N-no, really, I've been studying ahead, I really want to try this out," you say.

"That's what you said when we tried out sensory deprivation," Bernie says.

"Well, now I know I'm never going to get gagged AND blindfolded AND earmuffed again," you say. "That was just creepy."

Bernie laughs. "But you came so hard!" she says. "I kind of liked it. Thanks for staying with it so I could have a turn."

"What kind of lab partner would I be if I cheesed out before you got your turn?" you say.

Bernie smiles. "That's why I like you, Ben. I can count you you to try hard and stick with it," she says.

"Who else could I trust?" you ask. "I've learned a lot. Thanks for asking me about trying stuff out together."

"Yeah, me too," Bernie said. "I don't know who else I'd trust."

Your eyes meet and you share a warm smile.

"Yes, sex. No, drama," you say together, then break up in laughter.

"I've been really looking forward to this topic too," Bernie says. "I know I like it and I haven't been getting much lately."

"Yeahhh," you say, giving your "lab partner" a big grin. "You said Habiba really turned you on to anal. Too bad you lost touch."

Bernie bows her head. "Yeah."

You and Bernie adjourn to your dorm's two singleton handicapped bathrooms. You follow the instructions printed on the side of the plastic bottle. Some minutes later, feeling cleaner-than-clean, you re-convene.

"Where we gonna start?" you ask. "Or should I ask you about your experience first?"

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