A strange Alien Creature

It was a strange alien creature that looked humanoid, save for it's octopus like body. It appeared on the rooftop before him and looked at him. It's hands formed a square as it looked at him.

"This is my start. The next big thing in adult entertainment. It's going to be a Jojo production." It spoke as more people appeared near him.

Spider-man looked at him and said, "Who are you and what do you want with me?"

"I'm the man that's going to make you a star. I'm Jojo the transdimensional Porn producer. You're going to be the star of my next erotic reality production." Jojo told Spider-man. "A new market in superporn!"

"Why do you think that I'm going to do that?" Spider-man asked as he moved a distance from the creature.

"Because thanks to Ms. Cunt and Mr. Prick, your life is about to alter into one." Jojo said pointing to the two humanoids that have appeared next to them.

The man suddenly pulled out a gun and shot Spider-man before his Danger sense when off. It shocked Spider-man and knocked him out.

Hours later...

Spider-man Woke up and tried to figure out what had happened to him. He had lost some hours. He tried to remember what happened, but it was a blur.

Little did the hero know that he had been made irresitable to women and his life had been altered into a porno version of it.