Nooooo!

Despite all your willpower, you can't hold out for the full time. "Arrrrghh!" You cry, as you shoot your wad too early.

"It's not so bad," you think. "Maybe they'll be nice about it."

Nope.

So your life is ruined, you get publicly humiliated so many times you can't even remember what dignity felt like, and you kill yourself in despair.

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