She calls Linda

Linda Redstone always made a point of getting to her office early, if indeed she did not simply sleep over sometimes, and so it was that she was settling in for another long day of work when her cell phone rang. She was a little surprised, for it was after all a very guarded number, and those few who knew it had been told that she preferred to be called only during proper work hours. However, she was intrigued to see that the call was coming from Beth, and so she took it. "Good morning, Beth, what is it?"

"Linda, we need to talk. I don't know any other way to ask it -- has there been anyone over there who has really huge boobs?"

Linda was delighted. "Why, as a matter of fact, yes. It's been whispered about all over the floor. Yesterday Adam hired himself a secretary with a really awesome rack. I haven't had a chance to check her out myself, but I trust my people to be accurate about these things. In fact -- wait a minute."

Linda tapped at her computer and accessed employee files -- then whistled hard.

"Like the men say, dayum! This chick will never drown in a shipwreck, let me tell you! Why did you ask?"

"I had a feeling that had to be it. We know Adam has a very strong personality. I figured it would have taken ... some kind of temptation ... "

Linda knit her eyebrows. "Now, Beth, calm down, I'm not sure you're making sense. What happened?"

"I found something I shouldn't have. Adam ... he masturbated this morning."

"He masturbated!?" Linda was thunderstruck and sat back a little. "My God. What a waste ... !"

"Exactly. Exactly. Why should Adam need to do that, when we're all ... you know, willing. But it gets weirder. He masturbated onto some magazine pages of some model with really huge tits."

"I see. Thinking about this secretary, no doubt!"

"It gets even more involved. I found a secret stash of his. He had it in a safe."

"You broke into a safe!? ... With what, plastique!?"

"No, no! No, I just figured ... well, Adam tries to be thoughtful, but the one date he always makes sure to keep straight is the day he married Charlotte. You know -- childhood sweetheart, first wife, mother of his daughter? So I took a guess -- and that was the combination."

Linda chuckled. "Ah, men, men, men."

"He has a whole secret stash of this big tit porn. It's not just magazines, either, he's been clipping magazines and making his own giant scrapbook, and all the models have these insanely humongous gazongas. The one he blew his wad all over is some Korean-American babe -- Moonmoon Sun, it looks like her name is. And there's this one blonde from Minnesota, and this other blonde from Hamburg in Germany, and this short little Brazilian woman now living in Texas -- and they all have these absolutely titanic tits."

"So you're worried he's backsliding." Beth and Linda had discussed Adam's past before.

"I'm just relieved that there may at least have been some cause, that it wasn't just out of the blue. And I admit, his engine seems really revved up, even for him. Listen, you say he hired this woman yesterday, you don't suppose he, he -- "

"Fucked her already?" Linda mused. "I see your question. Adam the too-male, sure, you bet -- but Adam, the proud and independent worker and provider and husband and father? Tell you what, I will look into this. And, Beth -- thank you for calling."

"Thank you for being a friend. I was getting a bit frantic."

"We women of Adam need to stick together. Have a good day."

Linda hung up and relaxed into a little smile. It would be easy enough to check on the girl. Either she would have the Ziktor Glow or she wouldn't. Every woman always had that Ziktor Glow about them after having just fucked Adam, they couldn't hide it to save their lives, it was the ultimate truth test.

Linda turned to a file she had been considering. Several ambitious new entrepreneurs from the emerging nation of Rakorama would be coming into town, and the competition for them was fierce. Everyone was trying everything to hook them -- but for her part, Linda was newly intrigued by the fact that their photographs revealed them to be not only lovely, but quite astoundingly bosomy as well. Yes, Linda mused, perhaps she could offer these Rako ladies an irresistible deal sweetener ...

(Originally posted to the BE Addventure by DruulEmpire)