The meeting is low-key, but with a definitely post-Pulse flavor

Owen was pleased to notice Roxi dutifully joining himself and Tommi as they entered the floor's recreation area. What Owen could see of the area was quite lavish, though it was heavily blocked by a thick throng of students. Even though it was only early evening only a few remained in day clothes, while most wore bikini swimsuits or lingerie with the occasional negligee, many opting to go topless. Several pairs of eyes immediately locked in on Owen's entrance, setting off several big smiles.

Felicity was still in her day clothes but had conspicuously unbuttoned herself all the way down and idly diddled her braless left nipple as she studied a checklist. "All right, first some basic orientation, and I'll be happy to take your questions ... "

As Felicity got through the official business, Owen could not help but notice one somewhat older woman steadily nudging her way to the center of the room. "Who's that?" he whispered to Tommi.

"You don't know her? That's Dr. Jolyona Morehead, leader of the Pursuit of Happiness movement. She's also Dean of the School of Sexual Services."

Owen was struck by the audacious artificiality of Dr. Morehead, who had awarded herself more than just a mountain range of bosom creating an enticing silky canyon of cleavage advertised by a plunging neckline. She also had full soft pouting lips, from out of which a conspicuously long slender tongue stuck way out and actually curled far back to wet those lips. Owen noticed a few girls whimpering and sighing as if lovestruck as they watched Dr. Morehead's tongue. She was apparently a woman who had remade herself in the name of a quest for ever more sex, and Owen approved.

"And last but not least, as you all know by now, we are honored by the presence of the world's only known male, Owen Gelman," Felicity announced.

"Hi, Owen Gelman!" every girl in the room chorused seductively in eerie unison.

"Now, Owen is just one person, so please, I and the University will not tolerate your badgering him."

"Badgering, hell -- I just want to kidnap him!" some girl declared, and there was general enthusiastic agreement.

"Now, girls, I'm serious," said Felicity. "We are all going to abide by the rules posted next to his dormitory door."

"And I'm his official bodyguard," put in Roxi.

Not to be outdone by Roxi, Tommi said "And he's my boyfriend, so you hurt him and you'll have to answer to my family."

"There, you see?" said Felicity. "So let's all ... let's all just ... "

Felicity faltered as Dr. Morehead strode to the central clearing and blithely took over. "Hi, girls!" she greeted.

"Hi, Dr. Morehead!" the girls replied in very much the same eerie seductive unison.

"I'm afraid I can't stay, but as a lifetime member of Mu Mu I am here to escort Owen and his friends to the mixer we're having tonight to attract new pledges. Actually, ever since Owen graciously agreed to be part of our party, we're going to have to hold a second mixer a few nights from now as interested girls come flying in from all over the world. I hope you don't mind, Owen."

"Not at all." All right, so maybe a million girls would show up, but at least he would die happy.

"Let's go then."

Dr. Morehead led the way across the serene grassy twilit campus to Mu Mu House, which Owen considered to be huge, downright palatial. It even had its own ballroom, complete with chandeliers.

He suddenly felt rather abandoned. Tommi quite naturally went off with some girls, evidently feeling free of the pressure of ever having to join, but the Mu Mu girls, true to their heritage, were so conspicuously bosomy that even his devoted bodyguard Roxi goggled and marveled and eventually wandered off with a couple of them. So it was that Owen found himself confronting a semicircle of Mu Mu girls looking quite chic.

One of the semicircle broke the ice. "So you're the man. What's it like to have a penis?"

Owen felt a little pressured by all the girls showing a grinning eagerness to hear whatever he had to say, but he decided to play it...

(Originally posted to the BE Addventure by DruulEmpire)