The next day at school.

When you walk into school the next day, the first thing you notice is that everyone seems to be giggling about something. The second thing you notice is that they're giggling at YOU. Mystified, you go to your locker... only to find it covered with photos of you running naked across Mary's lawn towards your car. "Shit!" you think "I didn't even see or hear a camera!"

Before you can react further, a hand lands on your shoulder. "I think you'd better come with me, young man." Says the voice. It's Ms Arin, the school principal, a petite, well-toned asian woman that you wouldn't mind an evening alone with... if it weren't for the fact that she was such a bitch. Without letting you answer, she drags you into her office.