Let's move on to giant German women.

Jane grabs Jon and drags him away from the Buffy table. ?Come on you perv, we?ve got other interviews.?

They wander around the room for a while, trying to decide who they should talk to next. They eventually decide to talk to one who stands head and shoulders above the rest-literally.

The camera guy sets up and Jane starts out first. ?The next person on our cavalcade of characters is one we chose partly because she?s one of the more original characters in Chyoo, and partly in a pathetic attempt to curry favor with the creator of this story. Ladies and gentlemen this is Inga!?

Seated at a table with only two scared looking guards, is a 7? 4? tower of feminine strength and fierce beauty. The large German woman is drinking a magnum of champagne straight from the bottle.

Jon Doe nervously sits down next to Inga, ?Holy crap you?re tall,? is all he can think of to say.

?Was ist das?? Inga asks, ?Wer sind Sie??

?Sorry Inga,? Jane says, careful to sit as far away from Inga as she can, ?we?re in an English story. We need you to speak English or American or Australian. We just want you to answer a few questions.?

?Amerikaner? She says with a frown, ?Ich will spreche langsam. I am Inga, vhat is it vou vant to know??

Jon Doe cowers before her, but manages to ask, ?Inga, what do people find so compelling about characters such as yourself and the stories you?re in??

In her comically thick German accent, she replies, ?Dat is easy to answer. People, especially men, vike the idea of being not in control. Vhey vant to be dominated by a strong voman. Vhey feel as if vhey deserve it vor enjoying vheese stories so much. I am here to satisfy vhose urges.?

Jane Doe listens to a voice over her earpiece and then says, ?Well Inga, people are having a very hard time understanding vou - I mean you - so one more question and then we?ll leave you alone.?

Relieved to be leaving, Jon quickly asks the next question on his list, ?People see you as an over-the-top, comical character, a sort of cartoon really, how does that make you feel??

?Comical?? Inga leaps up and grabs Jon, lifting him off the ground. ?Vou think I am funny??

?No! Not me!? Jon begins to panic in the large woman?s arms, ?Some people, not me! Please don?t hurt me!?

?I vill show you how funny I am!? Inga says as she hoists Jon over her shoulder. She points at the two guards, ?Vou two, come vith me to sie bathroom, make sure none disturbs us vhile I show vis man how funny I am!?

?For the love all that?s holy, no! Please Jane help me!? Jon yells as Inga carries Jon off.

The camera guy asks Jane Doe, ?Should we help him or go interview someone else??

Jane shrugs and says, ?Maybe we should just follow them. It might be interesting.?