No!

You love your girlfriend and would never hurt her! Your micropenis has no chance of satisfying a hot chick like Veronica anyway! It's hard enough stressing about what Heather alone will say when she finds out!

Anyway, back to Carl's birthday party, you decided to arrive later in the evening, without bringing anyone. You agreed to meet with Heather later that night, once you've made your appearance, caught up with Ms. K, given Carl your present and left the party.

Once you arrive, you immediately notice that most of the people there your age are non-white. In fact, the only white people besides you are women, married or girlfriends to non-white men. Among them is Simon, a co-worker of yours. He's a pretty shy Chinese guy, often has trouble interacting with women. He's a real skinny and short young man. He hasn't got a girlfriend, and most girls seem to ignore him...