Some encouragement to keep going

As fun as it is watching the jogger stand in the middle of the sidewalk, unable to move with her underwear around her legs but too afraid of baring her backside to bend over and retrieve them, you know that sooner or later she'll just crouch down and keep moving. Taking a quick glance into the neighboring yards, you figure out a nice way to keep that from happening.

A pitbull, sleeping in the next yard ahead of the woman, awakes suddenly as he feels the tether connecting him to the doghouse go slack. In its half-dazed state, its simple enough to coax it over to the edge of the fence, and even easier to convince it that the woman whose scent he smells is a trespasser.

All it takes it a flick of your fingers to pop the latch on the fence, and the dog is off to raise hell.

From the jogger's perspective, she's only just figured out to crouch to collect her dropped drawers, but before she has a chance to do anything about this, a barking, snarling dog bursts out from the fence ahead of her. Her panties are around her ankles, and with the elastic snapped, she'd have to hold them up and run at the same time. For a moment, her flight-or-fight instinct kicks in, and with a kick, her panties take flight as she turns and kicks them off to run.

You stifle a laugh; the jogger, now naked from the waist down besides shoes, is running full tilt, the hem of her baggy shirt bouncing up to reveal her bouncing backside with every stride. Behind her, an incensed canine, a pair of loose green shorts dangling from its jaws as it runs after the garment's owner.

You PROBABLY should take things down a notch before the dog sinks its teeth into the poor woman. That being said.... you PROBABLY don't care. Stay with the jogger, or dash off to find some other target. Out of the corner of your eye, you spot a potential new victim through a window- a bathrobe clad woman rapidly waking up at the sight of her dog chasing down a half-naked passerby.