Back to the precinct

Officer Kent decided he was going to quit his job as a police officer and he was gonna do it in class, 70s movie style. He would slam his gun and badge on the captain's desk tell his boss to take this job and shove it.

Then he would use wishbone power to bone any woman he pleased and get gangbangers and mafiosos to just hand over their cash, cars and property, no questions asked, so that he could live the life of luxury.

But Captain Howe's secretary said he couldn't go in.

"Of course I can angeltits," he said, with a very good idea as to who he would be banging first. The bone throbbed in his hand and he knew the secretary would do anything for him. But first she was gonna let him into the captain's office without further objection.

"What the fuck Kent!" The captain exclaimed when he opened the door without knocking. It was apparent why he wasn't taking visitors. His wife was there and they were having one of their notorious knock down, drag out fights.

"Won't take but a moment, Philip," Officer Kent said. "I just came in to quit."

"You wait your turn!" The captain's wife chided. "I was here first and I'm quitting on the son of a bitch right now!"

The captain's wife ridiculously hot, but she had whiny voice like fingernails on chalkboard.

"Goddamnit, Nora! Not this again!" Captain Howe exclaimed. "I swear to God, you threaten to leave me every fucking week. Why don't you fucking do it already so I don't have to hear your fucking voice!"

Officer Kent had a sudden idea.

"I bet I know what would shut her up, Captain!" The police officer said. And he wished the captain to love his idea. "She couldn't talk so much with a dick in her mouth, now could she, Captain?"

"What!" Nora how exclaimed in shock and outrage.

But there was a light was gleaming in the captain's eyes. "I like the way you think Kent!"