Ready!

Alright, he will arrive in 1 week.

[1 Week Later]

After a week of waiting for your manly beast to come you get an email saying he will be arriving that day, your so excited that you can barely contain yourself and spend all morning preparing for it to come. When you hear that knock on the door you nearly sprint to the door and throw it open, quickly signing for the package and they wheel the massive crate inside, leaving you to your business as you can hear the beast inside getting restless.