Random walk around town

Jack had used his powers to get the best room at the Plaza in New York. He fucked the receptionist when she got off work, and it was midnight, and he decided to check out New York at night.

Jack walked and saw people leaving nightclubs, going into diners, loitering, etc. He decided to take a short cut through an alley.

"Hey!" called a voice when Jack was half way through the alley.

Four young men in masks, sagging jeans, t-shirts and hoodies came out from the shadows.

"Give us all your fucking money and that watch, and we may let you get away with a ass-whoopin," said one.

Jack sighed. "Walk away and make someting of your lives."

"Fuck you, bitch!" one of the young men pulled out a gun and held it sideways to Jack's forehead.

"Put the barrel in your mouth."

The man could not stop himself. He obeyed.

"You guys, line up - one in front of the other with gun boy here at the back of the line."

"What the fuck, dude?" asked one as he was **** to obey. The others all complained, but obeyed.

"Shut up and spread your legs."

They obeyed.

"From now on, any time you use profanity, that means 'cuss word,' you'll punch yourself in the balls as hard as you can. You will never again steal from anyone or anyplace, **** anyone, or destroy anyone's property. Now when I say 'go,' kick the man in front of you in the balls as hard as you can. Go!"

The three men with someone in front of them kicked the guy in front of him in the balls as hard as he could. The three dropped to their knees and fell over. The one with the gun in his mouth was still standing, and he was scared. Jack went in front of him. "When I leave this alley, you will remove the cartridge from that gun and shove it as far up your ass as you can. You'll remove the bullet from the chamber and stick it up your nose. You'll then return the barrel to your mouth. You won't be able to remove it until you run into a cop. You can't let anyone else remove it. Everyone piss your pants!"

The men moaned in pain and started pissing themselves.

Jack started to whistle as he left the three men rolling on the ground, some of them punched themselves in the balls as they started cursing from the pain. He left the alley and walked on and as he made his way onto the sidewalk, he saw three young women walking by. One was smoking and two turned to look at him

"Could be interesting," Jack said to himself.

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