A Few Days Later

May 17th

Dear Diary,

It's been a few days after my birthday and initiation into The Order of Cassandra, an order of castratrices. I spent today looking at medical textbooks reading about how to perform an orchiectomy( surgical castration) on a dude. I read veterinary texts about the proper use of a burdizzo even though they only described how to use it on livestock. For how to use it on a man I called the woman who gave me the burdizzo, Aunt Diane.

"Michelle sweetie it's pretty much the same procedure, you locate his cords clamp his cords to crush them and that's it. After awhile his balls atrophy and die. There's very little pain and it's bloodless. That's why admittedly it's not my favorite method. I prefer methods that really hurt and cause bleeding. Why do you think I shot Brad in his pathetic little balls? I wanted it to hurt and bleed."

She went on to tell me that the burdizzo does have quite a psychological effect on men. They see a burdizzo in the hands of a woman and they know, someone or something is going to loose their testicles." Oh wait until you see the look on some asshole's face when he sees you with a burdizzo in your hot little hands." She laughed then continued. "He'll start looking around nervously and he'll cross his legs. Sweat will start pouring down his face. He'll know your coming for two things. His left ball and his right ball. At least that's what Theresa told me after she used one on a guy."

After a few minutes on the phone I had to ask her if she ever considered joining the order." No dear I don't trust myself not to take things too far. I might end up purposely killing some abusive and or cheating scumbag. I fear I don't have the self control. "

She than told me that Tabitha got an A on a math test and she's doing well and asked me to have mom call her about when she wants her to bring her home. I talked to Tabitha a bit before hanging up. I didn't tell her anything about the order or my initiation. I congratulated her on her math test and told her no I haven't kicked anyone in the nuts yet with the sandals she bought me but she will be the first to know when I do. After that we said our goodbyes and hung up.

I wonder how much she knows, if anything about The Order. Probably the same I did at her age, which is to say nothing.

All in all it's been a productive day. I learned more about the different methods of castration while looking at those medical textbooks. At dinner mom told me that for the first few months I'll be working with a mentor who will teach me all I need to know. I can't wait to get out there neutering guys. It's going to be so much fun.

Just thinking about it makes my bird twitch