Showing off and sneaking off

"Holy shit, you clean up well" you blurted out. Sophie smiled and stepped closer, straightening your bow-tie.

"Thank you. You didn't do so bad either" she said, finishing with your bow-tie before kissing you. As she stood close to you, your eyes roamed all over her sexy body.

"I like the cleavage" you said.

"I figured you would" Sophie replied before kissing you again.

"Any reason?" you asked.

"Well, I wanted to treat you to something else than dusty clothes" Sophie told you. Smiling, you put your hands on her bare shoulders.

"Honey, you could be dressed in rags and you'd still be the most beautiful woman in existence" you told her. Sophie smiled broadly and actually blushed.

"I'm an old crone, sweetheart, but thank you nonetheless" she said, hugging you close.

"Dr. Doe?" a voice suddenly called from at the other end of the balcony slash hallway. With a grin Sophie turned around.

"Yes?" she asked.

"They are starting the ceremony. Can you please join us?" one of the staff members asked.

"Of course" Sophie said. You smiled at her and offered her your arm. Together you walked towards the door the man had come out of.

"And now our piece the resistance" the director of the museum said. "We didn't think you would be content with slide shows of ancient history, if you'll forgive me the pun." Laughter followed. When it had died down the director continued. "We have more history to show you, but this is even more interesting. You may have heard the rumours floating around that something big was afoot. The rumours were all true. One of associate professors has indeed found something so rare that we only know of one find like it in the entire history of our museum."

This elicited some gasps from the audience. The museum had stood here for over two-hundred years. That meant it was big. Real big.

"Our professor, working for the local college, along with her assistant and husband, went to Greece to work on small islands in the Aegean sea..." Your attention went elsewhere at that point. You knew that Rebecca was filming the entire thing so you weren't afraid of missing anything. As the two of you were waiting in the wings, you leaned in to talk to your fiancée.

"You're loving this whole "professor Doe" thing, aren't you?" you whispered in Sophie's ear. She turned to you and smiled.

"Every second of it. Now shut up" she replied. "He's about to call us over."

After your glorious entrance where Sophie talked about what you had done to find the magnificent treasure, staff wheeled in the treasure itself. The crowd gasped. Those who knew their history or the craft or archaeology realised how rare this find was. Those who didn't simply saw the beautiful jewellery and admired them. The director had asked Sophie and you to go and mingle with the crowd to try and get more donations from them. You, however, had other ideas.

"Soph?" you asked.

"Yeah?" she replied.

"Come on" you said, taking her hand and pulling her along.

"What is it?" she asked as you made your way through the crowd, smiling and nodding at the various people you passed by in something of a hurry.

"Nothing" you said as you pulled her into a cloakroom, "I wanted you to myself."

Sophie grinned and put her arms around your neck. "Getting tired of all those old perverts ogling me?" she asked.

"Amongst other things" you said with a grin back at her, kissing her tenderly. "I just wanted to have sex somewhere where we might get caught. Since they'll be looking for us, we might."

"You are an utterly perverse young man and motivated purely by sex" Sophie said.

"Yes, yes I am. Your point?" you replied.

"Nothing, I like it. I just don't actually want to get caught with a dick up my ass" your lover replied.

"Does that mean you won't be taking it up the ass?" you asked, disappointed.

"I didn't say that. It means that we don't want to get caught" Sophie said with a grin.