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Chapter 3
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Yelawolf
Who would you want to message?
You find an online dating app that caters to gooners and goonettes
After searching for a few hours you found a website that promised to get you laid with gooners or goonettes. There very hot women that supposedly use this site. You look through a lot of profiles.
You're scrolling, one thumb smearing a streak of lube across the screen, when a profile stops you cold. Not because she's the most conventionally beautiful, though she is that. Not because she's naked, though her profile picture shows her in a black lace bralette and not much else. It's her eyes. In the close-up shot, they're looking right through the phone, right into you. They're a deep, startling green, and they hold a kind of knowing amusement. A challenge.
Her handle is 'GoonetteGoddess'.

Underneath, the bio reads: "Training betas to worship. Seeking a dedicated gooner who understands their place. Your orgasm is my currency. Prove your worth."
Your heart does a nervous little flutter against your ribs. A mix of terror and exhilaration floods your system, more potent than any porn clip you've clicked on today. Your gooner brain, usually a fuzzy mess of dopamine and static, snaps into sharp, terrifying focus. The cursor hovers over the 'Like' button. A single click. That's all it would take.
But what if she replies? What if she doesn't? Your thumb trembles. The women in the videos are safe. They're pixels on a screen. She is dangerous.
You scroll down seeing what look like to be a famous singer name Sabrina Carpenter. Why would she use this site. She's a celebrity. It has to be a catfish. The idea of Sabrina Carpenter being a goonette who is on a site to get laid by gooners is mind boggling.

The profile is surprisingly convincing. It has a verification checkmark, the kind usually reserved for public figures. The photos look like professional behind-the-scenes shots from photoshoots, but with a twist. One shows her on a set, wearing a glamorous dress, but her eyes are heavy-lidded, her lips slightly parted. The caption reads, "Bored at work. Thinking about cock." It couldn't be her right.
You continue to scroll seeing a niche pornstar. She looking for people to join her only fans and new fans. She seems to be the most logical of the three. Real pornstars promoting their content on a gooner dating site? It made a certain kind of sense. Her profile was all business, all professional shots, a link to her OnlyFans prominently displayed. "Subscribe and let's play," her bio said. It was a transaction, clean and simple. No emotional risk.

You sit there, the three profiles open on your screen. The Goddess, the (supposedly) Celebrity, the Pornstar. Each one represents a different path, a different kind of thrill. Your neglected cock twitches, reminding you of its primary function, of the burning need that brought you here in the first place.
Who do you pick or do you head down the bi rabbit hole and find a guy to chat with?
Life as a Gooner
A guy life as a porn obsessed loser
You are a Gooner. A person who loves to masterbates to porn nonstop. Will you fall deeper into your addiction or finally lose your virginity
Updated on Jun 11, 2026
by Yelawolf
Created on Feb 18, 2024
by Yelawolf
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