The neighbours' house...

You get halfway through the phone number before your wife slides up next to you. It's difficult to dial while she's stroking your Johnson and kissing your chest but you manage. She begins to nuzzle your ear.

"And who are we calling so early?" she whispers.

"Charlie next door," you say with a grin. She looks puzzled.

"What for?"

"After a wake-up call like that, I don't think I can go to work this morning. Still, I'm kinda tired and you're pretty fucking horny. I may need help here." Your wife smiles widely as you punch the last button. You can't but help being excited by your plan and are already getting hard again.

While the phone rings, your wife begins massaging your renewed stiffy but stops suddenly.

"Wait, honey...what if Marie picks up?"