What did she say

Aria: you shouldn’t be liking your best friends girlfriends pictures.

Oo sounds like she’s feeling a little stubborn today

Joe: what can I say, I like what I see

Aria: oh yeah? Well how would you like it if i tell James

Wow she wants to play that card already

Joe: tell him. I’m sure he wont mind me wanting to know his girlfriend a little better

Aria: I can’t believe you…

Joe: i’m only joking, i just wanted to apologise to you for what happened this morning and got a little carried away when I saw the pictures

Aria: … go on then

Joe: i’m sorry for what happened this morning. Both when i walked into James’ room and when i went into the shower but in my defence, i thought you were someone else

Aria: don’t remind me about what you saw in his room I was just starting to forget about it

Joe: well it’ll take me a while to forget…

Aria: … whatever…

Aria: did you really mistake me for that slut you were with?

Joe: well the shower was really steamy and she said she was going to take a shower before she left so yeah

Aria: i can’t believe you guys… slept together… and then she just left without showering

Joe: yeah me too but she was late for a date with her boyfriend

Aria: she had a boyfriend! You’re worse than I thought…

Joe: hey don’t blame me, she’s the one cheating. I’m just the big dick she wants to sit on

Aria: you’re so vulgar. Is this how you get girls?

Joe: well sometimes but usually I just send them this…

Joe: 1 image attached

Aria: OMG! YOU’RE NAKED!

Joe: relax, you can’t see everything. I made sure to crop it out just for you, the little prude ;)

Aria: A you didn’t crop it out all the way I can still see half of your dick and B i’m not a prude

Joe: half? Are you forgetting what you felt this morning, that’s not even 10% of my dick haha and yes you definitely are a prude

Aria: stop reminding me! And I still don’t believe that was your dick. And would a prude do this?

Aria: 1 image attached

Joe: HAHAHAHA you call that trying to show me you’re not a prude? You’re just confirming it for me. If you weren’t a prude you’d atleast put them on. Also, this is just to prove to you my dick is in fact that big.

Joe: 1 image attached

Aria: OMG STOP! It really is that big. It could be photoshopped though so i still don’t believe you. Also fine, i’m only doing this to show you im not a prude.