The one's marked "Bunbun Carrots" [Bad End]

After a bit of mulling over my options I take a step towards the patch of vegetables clearly marked as "Bunbun Carrots". I doubt the sign can just get up and walk and if if it could well, that wouldn't be surprising and I'm sure the old man would have warned me. Grabbing the top of the vine I pull expecting it to take some effort to free the carrot.

A moan echoes across the vine patch I'm standing in and I come face to "face" with an eggplant like head, a pair of glowing black and green eyes stare back at me as a pair of dark purple lips pucker at the opposite end from where I grip a pony tail like leaf.

My final mistake is letting the thing go, letting it hang in the air on long snake like vine, and stepping back. The vines that had littered the ground tighten before I can take a step back sending me tumbling backwards, though the vines do their best to cushion my fall.

"OH! Ma GAWD!" The eggplant thing slithering up my leg gushes in a heavy southern accent, "You're just a q-tee!"

"What the hell are you!" I shout getting dragged a foot, close enough for the thing's enormous cock pillows to press right against my chin.

"Awww. That ain't nice thing to say to a lady after you pull her hair." The "head" pouts as it dawns on me the one I'm looking at isn't the one talking. Numerous other "heads" rise from the undergrowth, some exactly like her, albeight nowhere near as large. Some smaller and seemingly to only consist of a comparatively less ludicrous lips. Though even the smallest set of lips would packed with collagen and filler if they were human.

"I'm sorry." I plead as she pushes me up and spreads my legs.

"Don't be, I've been needin a MAN for a while." One of the smaller growths coos as it dawns on me what my fate will be. Only then does the largest head speak, "Now now, I'll be loving being my MAN."

A puff of pink smoke escapes the largest head as she blows the cloud right into my face, even making it look like a little heart.

Once the smoke clears I realize my hips have been humping the air.

"Such an eager MAN." The Plant purrs another puff of smoke in my face sending my cock throbbing against my pants, "Lets get these off of ya."

Drool streams down my jaw, my khaki pants thud into the dirt below me quickly followed by my boxers, "Hmm.. Pity yall are rather on the small side."

My cheeks burn as the panic sets in, but instead of finding a shrunken cock I find my normal cock.

"I-I'm not small." I stammer definitively, it's true my cock is perfectly normal size.

"Shhh, don't worry sweetie, mistress will make that thing BIG." She puffs into my face sending my mind reeling until one of the smaller "heads" strikes.

I nearly cum as the hand sized fat lipped tube latches upon my cock with an wet pop that drowns out my moan.

The only thing keeping me from cumming is the thing's "tongue" ramming down my urethra and doing something to deep inside of me. Thanks to her marvelous smelling smoke all I can think about is thrusting deep inside the onahole like tentacle, stretching the fat lipped thing to the point that I can see it growing thin and stretching around my throbbing cock.

"My, my," Mistress purrs in my ear her pink smoke cascading down my sweating chest as my hips buck, "Tell me hun, don't ya wanna spend the rest of your life pleasing your mistress."

My voice creaks out in a moan, so close to cumming, looking away from my cock now easily stretching mistress's mouth tentacle to the point of being practically transparent.