She offers Faith's sister

"Pleeease, Joe! I'm getting ****! Faith won't pay attention at college and she's such a bitch to everyone!!1! I neeeeed you to put her in her place. Please?"

You put your phone away. Nobody who uses that many exclamation marks and spells "need" with five E's can possibly be mentally stable. It's a tempting offer though. That beautiful firm ass of Faith's has enticed you for years. Still, you've made up your mind.

Five minutes later your phone beeps. It's Sandy, again.

"Joe! Please! I'll throw in Rebecca to sweeten the deal. Come on, whadda you say? She's a good girl, she does EVERYTHING she's told!"

That makes you sit up and take notice. Rebecca is two years older than Faith, so almost your age, but the two are very alike. She's about an inch taller than Faith, but they both have the same pretty brown hair and, from what you've seen, the same firm backside.

Getting both girls would be almost worth putting up with Sandy.