Business Deals and Baby News

“I got it handled mom,” Stacy whispered angrily.

“Okay okay, love you,” Rachel said with a giggle.

“Bye Ms. Hercule!” Heather yelled.

“Bye Heather!” Rachel yelled playfully back before hanging up.

Rachel sat quietly at her secretary’s desk. She fondly recalled all the fun times she had with Luke’s girlfriends.

“Those girls…”

Knock-Knock!

“Oh, Jenny come in, sorry I was using your desk, my office is stacked high with paper work,” Rachel said turning her swivel chair to the door.

“It’s John,” a soft-muffled voice said from the hall.

“John? What could he want?” Rachel thought worriedly.

A silent moment passed.

“Can we talk?” John whispered through the door.

“I can’t hear you John,” Rachel yelled as she began to rise.

Just as she left her chair, the pregnant business woman slipped.

Whoomph!

Rachel fell back into her secretary’s small chair.

“I wanted to …” John whispered again.

Rachel didn’t hear the rest as her focus shifted. She had fallen deeper into the chair then intended.

“Coming!” Rachel said as she tried to stand again.

“Shit!”

“Dam this …”

She was stuck; her wide childbearing hips were wedged into the armrests. Another moment passed as Rachel struggled to rise.

“Rachel you, okay?” John asked, raising his voice a little louder than before.

“Oh, f it … Come In!” Rachel said as she gave up on reaching the door.

Ms. Hercule straighten her shirt over her middle, and quickly tried to calm herself.

Mr. Johnson entered Rachel’s private office waiting room. A second later he failed to suppress a smile. At that Rachel blushed as she knew he correctly guessed her struggles.

“I didn’t know Jenny’s chair was so small,” Rachel said defensively.

“I can see that,” John said with a laugh.

Rachel rolled her eyes at her corporate rival.

“What can I do for you JJ,” Rachel said putting on a fake smile.

“I … hmm …,” John said looking back to the board room.

“I was wondering if I could … I had a few questions,” John said rubbing his neck.

“Questions?” Rachel asked as John took a seat across from her.

“Yes well, I was moved by your sales pitch … and I was wondering if you …. Had come up with a name for your miracle ****,” John said sheepishly.

“No not yet. The ‘new pill’ was the code name. You know it’s up to marketing to name the **** we make,” Rachel said confused by John’s line of questioning.

“Right … quite right,” John said before suddenly standing up.

Rachel watched as John stepped to the window. She failed to avoid admiring John’s tight ass.

“Dam, those shoulders and ass,” Rachel thought remembering their time together. She broke from her thoughts and followed John’s gaze out the window.

The sunset shined off the city skyline. It was a nice evening. John turned from the window and coughed to clear his throat.

“So … I need to know … does this ‘new pill’ have a taste? And does it dissolve quickly?” John asked meeting Rachel’s eyes.

“… no taste per say … and yes it dissolves relatively fast,” Rachel said tilting her head.

A quiet moment passed as Rachel studied her former boss. Then Rachels eyes went wide.

“Why, You little pervert! You were the one arguing the potential miss use of my miracle ****. And now! You want to use it as an impregnation roofie?” Rachel said hotly as she tried to rise again in anger.

“Fuck!” Rachel cursed struggling to stand.

“Here let me,” John said coming over to her side.

“No, I got it,”

“Here, just hold still”

“No, I,”

Pop!

Rachel burst free of her hip prison and fell into John’s arms.

“Thank you …” Rachel said automatically before going ridgid.

Her former boss was softly caressing her pregnant belly. Rachel slowly looked up … and patiently waited for him to stop his rubbing. He didn’t.

“Ahem! JJ … paws off,” Rachel said swatting his hands.

“That’s for my Jimmy,” the expecting mother said clearly annoyed at the unwanted attention.

John dropped his hands, “Oh, sorry”.

The two stepped away from each other, before a long and awkward silence passed.

“John? … Do you have a thing for preggos?” Rachel asked with a shit eating grin.

“Sorry, I don’t know what has come over me. Ever since your presentation,” John said rubbing his forehead.

“No judgement here. Your kink is safe with me,” Rachel said clearly happy to have a secret over him.

“So back to wanting to roofie all those secretaries at the meeting,” Rachel said eyeing Johns tented pants.

“I never said that,” John said annoyed at the accusation.

“So you didn’t come here to get an early batch of ‘new pill’ and go impregnate all your sexual partners?” Rachel asked incredulously.

John let out a long breath.

“Okay fine, I want to knock up my secretary Brittany. ... She is very hot, but looking at you and Jenny … I feel like she is missing something,” John admitted.

“… just Brittany? You only want to see Brittany pregnant? No one else?” Rachel asked while tapping her bump.

“I know you JJ. I was your first assistant. You have more ambition than that,”

“Fine, I also want to see all my partners heavily pregnant. All the secretaries in the office,” John said surprising himself with his honesty.

“Now we’re getting somewhere, … but no free lunch JJ. What do I get in return?” Rachel said back in business mode.

As a career woman Rachel knew she now had Mr. John Johnson in her pocket … and by extension the whole company.

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Jim parked the card at the entrance to Sunnydale Academy parking lot.

“You two sure? I can drive you both the extra distance to your home,” Jim asked worriedly.

“Jimmy, this is fine, we got to pick up mom,” Stacy said not looking up from her phone.

Heather leaned into the driver side window.

“You’re sweet, but like we said, Sophie is going to pick us up here. We got dinner plans with her,” Heather said before kissing Jim on the lips.

Jim kissed her back fully absorbed in the memories of fucking Heather throughout her developing pregnancy. It was amazing to love someone and watch them grow.

“Bye Bye birthday boy,” Heather said after breaking their long kiss.

“Bye Jimmy, Bye Stacy,” Raven said waving from the sidewalk.

“Bye you two, see you soon,” Stacy said knowing full well that they would be back together sooner than Jim expected.

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“Sorry I’m late. I had to make a last-minute deal,” Rachel said handing Jim her work bag.

“No problem, we were a little late ourselves,” Jim said closing the car door.

Rachel got situated in the right middle chair while Jim climbed back into the driver’s seat.

“I had an amazing workday. How was your school day you two?” Rachel asked looking between her daughter and her foster son.

“Good,” Stacy said not breaking her focus on texting.

“Fine,” Jim said as he focused on driving out of the pick-up zone.

“Just Good and Fine … nothing exciting to share?” Rachel asked pulling out her work tablet.

Excited from the day’s success Rachel could not help but begin planning. Only partially forgetting it was Jim’s birthday, Rachel probed Jim for more information on his day as she typed.

“Just fine Jimmy? Nothing to share? No birthday magic making your day interesting?” Rachel asked not looking up from her tablet.

While driving Jim considered her questions. He did have a very magical day. Jim had half a mind to reply truthfully to his foster mother turned lover. She deserved to know the truth, like all his women. It was only fare. He looked to Stacy whom he already told everything. She sat slouched texting and scrolling Instagram.

“Oh, what the hell,” Jim thought making up his mind.

“Truthfully … my day has been very interesting. This morning, I awoke to learn I am an impulsive magical pervert able to rewrite reality. So, without magical instruction, control, or limits my horny imagination inevitably ran wild. I proceeded to rewrite time so Stacy was my pregnant girlfriend, or in other words … I magically impregnate her (my own foster sister). I then did the same to you at breakfast. After that, I magically impregnated our neighbor (Sarah). Then magically impregnated your secretary (Jenny).

At school, to get back at Stacy’s bullies, I magically impregnated all the varsity cheerleaders (Heather, Zoe, Raven, Hannah, Emily, Sophie, Alice, and Laquisha). Which resulted in me getting into hot water with the school administration. So, I magically impregnated the school nurse (Joyce), followed by the school principal (Rose) to get out of trouble. Feeling like things were getting out of hand at school, my perverted mind manifested the Sunnydale Breeding Program to justify and normalize my pregnant harem. On accident … well kind of on accident, I added teachers to the Breeding Program, by magically impregnating my biology teacher (Zaria), followed by my Spanish teacher (Jessica).

At lunch I added to my pregnant harem by retconning the Breeding Program to include the School Book Club (Cynthia, Ming, and Symetra). From there I was called to a meeting recruiting new Breeding Program participants. Where I retconned the Breeding Program again, resulting in two dozen additional baby mamas (at least they have boyfriends funded by the program). Once done, I was confronted by a powerful Witch (Eris) who was worried about all the changes I made to reality. And what do you think I did next? … You guessed it. I changed the timeline and magically impregnated her. Adding Eris to my pregnant harem.

After school, I drove to the mall with Stacy, Heather, and Raven. At that point I was still wrestling with the implications of my limitless power, and my lack of impulse control. I had to slow down somehow, and stop adding women to my time-web of insanity. So naturally … my perverted mind did the opposite and manifested a change where I have been donating sperm for the last year. Resulting in more baby bumps without my direct involvement. If you don’t count the two office workers I knocked up (Susy and Nicky) at the sperm-bank. Feeling guilty, I decided to come clean. So, I confessed to Stacy, Heather, and Raven. Telling them what I am telling you.” Jim said in a calm rush.

“Hey, don’t forget Joey,” Stacy chimed in looking up from her phone.

“Oh, right. I also magically impregnated the barista at the mall (Joey),” Jim said nodding his head.

“And don’t forget how you blessed Trevor to make baby bumps too. You should bless more guys like that. More women should learn the joys of motherhood,” Stacy said as she looked down and caressed her own baby bump.

“Oh ya … him …,” Jim said as he reconsidered the wisdom of blessing Trevor.

“Anything else I am missing,” Jim asked.

But Stacy didn't answer, she was lost in thought. She was marveling at the power she now had. Even if she wasn’t a wizard, her man was. If she wanted to, she could get Jim to bend reality to her whim.

“Stacy? Jim asked poking her side.

Pulled from her thoughts Stacy looked to her baby daddy.

“What?”

“Anything else I am missing,” Jim asked briefly meet the eyes of his first lover.

“How the hell should I know, I’m not a wizard. You’re the one who can bend time,” Stacy said hotly.

“I guess, but I feel like I am missing something. Like something about space?” Jim said more to himself than anyone.

“No idea Jimmy,” Stacy said annoyed at the questioning.

A long moment passed. Only the sounds of traffic cut through the silence.

“So, mom, what do you think about Jim’s magical day?” Stacy asked as she tried to turn around in her seat, before giving up.

“How wonderful Jimmy … that is what I call a full day,” Rachel said while focusing on typing another work email.

A minute passed as Jim waited for Rachel to say more. After another quiet moment Stacy smiled and turned to Jim.

“Told you she would not react. It’s just like before at the mall. Your perverted magic changed us ladies to all agree with your crazy antics,” Stacy said feeling truly content with Jim’s past actions.

“It’s still weird,” Jim said with a frown.

“I want you guys to act normal. You know … freak out or something. But … you’re both okay with all this magic and shit,” Jim said glancing at Rachel through the rear-view mirror.

Stacy poked Jim’s side.

“Don’t give me that, you’re the one whose re-writing time. You must be the one to blame. You probably subconsciously don’t want us to freak out … and so we don’t,” Stacy said matter-of-factly.

“I guess,” Jim said not convinced.

“Why not try confessing to someone you haven’t “magically impregnated”,” Stacy said using her fingers to emphasize Jim’s favorite turn of phrase “magically impregnate”.

Jim went quiet as he considers her suggestion.

“… worth a shot, but to what end,” Jim mumbled before seeing the turn in for their neighborhood.

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Pulling into the drive of their home Rachel clapped her hands.

“Oh good, now let us go clean up you two and then have dinner,” Rachel said happily.

The three made their way inside. It was slow going with their late pregnancies, and Jim holding the bags.

“Why aren’t the automatic lights on?” Jim thought.

But just as Jim opened the door to his family’s home. The lights turned on as all of Jim’s girlfriends yelled as one.

“Happy Birthday!”

A horde of women cheered in excitement as they began crowding the young Time-King. Jim couldn’t help but smile as his favorite people in the whole world swarmed him.

“Happy 19th Birthday Jimmy!” everyone cheered.

“19th?” Jim thought confused.

But just as Jim began to question his age, he recalled a key change he made to the timeline. His magic awakened a year ago at the age of 18. Eris gave him a birthday card to begin his magical training. On thing led to another … and Jim turn his magical teacher into his lover. Jim slowly but surely “bumped” everyone he found attractive in his life. So now a year later, Jim was at the center of a web of expecting mothers excited to celebrate their baby daddy’s 19th birthday.

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Jim slowly ate his birthday cake as he watched 22 of his baby mamas, (Stacy, Rachel, Sarah, Jenny, Heather, Zoe, Raven, Hannah, Emily, Sophie, Alice, Laquisha, Joyce, Rose, Zaria, Jessica, Cynthia, Ming, Symmetra, Susy, Nicky, and Joey) all snacked and made small talk. The only baby mamas that were missing were Eris the Timelady, two dozen Breeding Program participants with pre-existing boyfriends, and a unknown number of Jim’s sperm-bank receivers.

“Quite a gathering,” a sultry voice whispered into Jim’s ear.

The birthday boy jumped. He quickly turned to see one of the most beautiful women in the multiverse fade into existence. As the beauty apparated no one reacted or seem to notice. Jim couldn’t help but admire the pregnant middle of the new arrival.

“Why are you invisible?” Jim whispered as he passively watched the pregnant beauty float in the air around him.

“Jimmy, we have been over this, why shame your mortal women by forcing them to compete with the full power of my beauty,” Eris the Master of Discord said with a huff.

Jim rolled his eyes. His teacher turned lover was always so shy.

“I respect that, but why are you here? I thought we agreed to lessons only on Saturdays?” Jim whispered as he continued to enjoy his birthday cake.

Eris smiled and pushed her very large but still invisible baby bump into Jims back.

“Oh, I just wanted to wish you happy birthday … and tell you I have some exciting news,” Eris whispered softly.

“What is it? You not due for another year,” Jim whispered while recalling the two-year gestation period of Timeladies.

“True, our baby isn’t due for a while, but my news IS baby related,” Eris whispered as she kissed Jim’s neck.

Jim failed to suppress a shiver as his only magical lover attacked his exposed skin.

“Enough,” Jim said getting tickled.

Everyone in the party paused what they were doing and looked to Jimmy for his odd outburst.

“Sorry, … Just had enough cake … and need to use the rest room,” Jim said putting down his plate.

The birthday boy slowly made his way through the see of baby bumps before reaching the bathroom.

“Smooth,” Eris whispered as she appeared floating in the air.

“Shut it!” Jim said pointing to his gorgeous Time-Witch floating through the wall like a ghost.

“Why so glum? Just tell your harem about magic. Then I won’t need to be so secretive,” Eris said happily floating above the bathroom sink.

Jim rubbed his face in frustration.

“I have already tried. After failing to control my powers, again … I wanted to tell someone. I needed to share … or just ask anyone for advice. Or … at the very least get reprimanded for my unethical behavior,” Jim said before taking a seat on the toilet.

Eris smiled at her young TimeKing’s frustrations.

“Jimmmy, I told you this before. It is near impossible to get mortals to mentally accept old timelines. Their minds have already moved own,” Eris said as she stepped onto the bathroom tile floor.

“If you wanted mortals to recall multiple timelines you need to protect their minds before each bend and change to reality,” Eris said slowly pacing the small bathroom.

“I guess,” Jim mumbled as he recalled his magical lessons.

Eris the Time-witch of Chaos and Discord, smiled down at her pupil.

“What?” Jim yelled noticing his teacher hovering over him.

“Now now, my student, is that any way to address your teacher? You should show some respect. I traveled all this way to share some very exciting news,” Eris said pretending to be upset.

“You want to pull rank? Really? I am the father of your unborn child … I am a bloody TimeKing able to rewrite reality. Even rewrite your own memories,” Jim said clearly annoyed at Eris and her games.

Eris shrugged, not perturbed by Jim’s glare.

“It’s true your power is impressive, worthy of respect. You may have even messed with my mind countless times. But you’re lacking intellect, experience, and true knowledge. I would go as far as to say … you are all perverted muscle with no brains. It’s like the God blessed a dumb horn penis with limitless power. But all that dumb penis can do is fuck, make babies, and feel sorry for itself,” Eris said standing tall hand on her wide hips.

Jim looked up annoyed at his teacher. Despite his frustration, Jim knew Eris was right. He was just an all-powerful dick, unable to do anything but fuck around.

Eris smiled and patted her large baby bump. “Anyway, I SAID … I have baby related news!”

Jim rolled his eyes.

“Okay fine, out with it. What baby related news is so important, oh wise and gracious teacher,” Jim said before giving a mock bow where he sat.

“You have been classified as Outlaw Number One. The Multiverse’s most Wanted Criminal in known History. Congrats! The student as Surpassed the Teacher,” Eris said before giving a cheer.

“Wait what?” Jim asked trying to recall his lessons of Multiverse Law.

Eris locked eyes with Jim.

“You have been officially Identified as a Time-King! Number one enemy of the Time Council,” Eris said turning serious.

“Identified? How?” Jim asked confused.

“Well silly, you may be a mythical being blessed with limitless power, able to alter the minds of Mortals, Timelords and Ladies. But you crossed the line when you altered all the Multiverse. That pissed off a lot of important creatures,” Eris chided.

“What did I do? Jim said more to himself than to Eris.

“Well, my horny student, … YOU set off a massive magical explosion that rippled through the Multiverse,” Eris said pausing for dramatic effect.

Jim rolled his eyes and looked up at his most eccentric lover.

“Talk plainly,” Jim said standing from his porcelain seat.

Eris’s faced turned serious.

“Timelords and Ladies are just small demi-gods that police the timelines. The Titans at the ones that make the rules. Powerful beings that do not just bend reality like you and me, but instead actually create and destroy,” Eris said softly.

“YOU ... using your Time-King powers ... You just declared war on all known existence by magically bewitching every Woman in the Multiverse. The Creators of Private Universes are now upset with your meddling. They are displeased that you made every female in their realms subconsciously get excited about motherhood. While also making some of them have sexual fantasies of always being heavily pregnant,” Eris said going quiet.

“Well Shit,” Jim said falling back onto the toilet.

Jim went quiet. Eris watched as Jim processed the news. It was a lot to absorb, but then Eris suddenly blushed. She just realized Jim must be the true source of her desire to be constantly pregnant.

Knock-knock!

“Jimmy!” Stacy’s voice shouted form the hall.

“Jimmy, I’m coming in,” Stacy said opening the door.

Eris disappeared, while Jim stood back up.

“Were you talking to someone? I heard voices?” Stacy asked concerned.

Jim smiled at his first baby mama.

“Sorry, I was talking to Eris,” Jim said stepping up and kissing Stacy’s cheek.

“Your magic teacher?” Stacy asked recalling Jim’s mall confession.

“Ya … I will tell you about it later,” Jim said giving a smile.

“Okay… we are ready for you … ready for you to open birthday presents,” Stacy said unsure how to interpret Jim’s mood.

“Great, I need a pick me up,” Jim said happily.