Take a cue from your gal pal and pass the fuck out

Slouching next to your fellow sauna-going gal, you let your eyelids sink closed, and let your breathing soften in the hot, thick air. Legs cocked wide, arms limp at your side, you pass out, plainly more tired from your lack of sleep last night than you'd thought.

You snort grogily, waking up with the always-bizarre remnants of a dream flashing through your mind. Someone was throwing something at you? Or shooting you?

You smack your lips, looking over at your companion. She's left already, having apparently woken from her slumber before you. You reach to scratch an itch on your chest and find something wet, more than just the condensation of the sauna. You lift it up, the thick, sticky goo, and sniff.

"The fuck?" You mutter softly, senses suddenly sharpened as you realize just what sticky white goo is covering your chest. You blink to yourself and gasp. All you can think is "Gosh, that explains the flat chest..."

You try scraping the goo from your breasts, but just manage to spread it around, your nipples giving a wholly inappropriate sensation as you do. Looking to the door, you discover another surprise about your sauna mate: he's a thief, too!

Naked, no towel, coated in cum, precariously hidden in an unlocked sauna... which appears to now be set at "vacant." Fuck.