The Magic Watch at Fox News

Dale was absolutely elated. He had discovered and old pocket watch at a flea market and bought it for only two dollars. He took it home and cleaned it up. He knew how to repair watches, and knew if he could fix this one, he could resell it for a very nice profit. He did the repairs and tried to start it. Instead of running like an ordinary watch, however, it stopped time. Everything froze except Dale. He could lift an object, let go of it, and it would be suspended in mid-air. No one could see or hear him.

The first day of his discovery, he had gone to a park and stripped a young, attractive female jogger. He stopped time and walked up to her perfectly still form. He lifted her off the ground and left her suspended. He then pulled her shorts and panties off then removed her shirt and sports bra. He then shoved a nearby flower stem up her ass. When he restarted time, she found herself completely naked in a public park and went streaking for some nearby bushes. After letting her sweat for a while, Dale returned her panties and her sports bra, but only after he had cut the straps of the bra. Later he took thousands of dollars from the wallets of wealthy business people.

After pulling dozens of pranks (pulling pants and skirts down, giving wedgies, positioning full cups of drink over people's heads, unzipping flies, writing on people's foreheads, etc) he visited a sex shop, dentist and **** store, then returned home and went to bed. He woke up bright and early. He dressed and set out for his destination: the studios of Fox News. He thought Fox had the hottest news babes on TV, and he had thought of many pranks to play on them. He picked up his bag full of vibrators, shackles, handcuffs, butt plugs, heating rub, topical Novocain, itching powder, razor, scissors, permanent marker, and super glue and headed for the studios. The only question would be whom would be his first victim.