Have some fun!

James walked down the bus, aware that people were watching him as he went. In particular, he spotted two men, and approached them confidently.

"Hi, can I come and sit with your... Er..."

"My son." The man looked interested but still wary, and it was clear that that was to do with the involvement of his son, despite his son being in his twenties at least.

James began to panic, but quickly fixed the problem by thinking "**** is normal", and blinking. As he opened his eyes, he noticed that there were a few more couples fucking around them, and that the men who he's propositioned were now grinning at him.

"Sure, that sounds good," The man continued, as if he had never been wary at all, "Do you want us both at the same time, one after the other or something else?