Pharmacy Pilfering

The campus pharmacy wasn't too far from the security room the couple had used. By now, the two had become used to sneaking through bushes and ducking out of sight. Jordan had even begun to lose some of her early nerves, making a joke about the situation.

"Man, we're getting so good at this!" Jordan said. "Soon, I'll be doing flips and tricks like a cat burglar!"

Noah smiled, finally feeling a sense of ease about his situation. "Maybe you can try doing a cartwheel down these bushes?"

"I don't know. Maybe!" Jordan leaned forward began to stretch her body in preparation. As she started to put her hands to the ground, she stopped and turned back to Noah. "Hey, wait! Did you do that just so I'd stick my ass out?"

Noah smirked and darted his eyes away from Jordan's nude body. "Nah, of course not...well, maybe."

She reached back and smacked him playfully. "You are such a pervert!"

"Hey, I got a hot girl running next to me naked! What guy wouldn't try to milk it?" Noah said.

Jordan just laughed and shook her head. "C'mon. Let's hurry up. We're almost there."

The two made it to the campus pharmacy without any problems. The security guard was distracted by his phone, allowing the two to sneak inside. There was only one customer, and she was in line getting a prescription. The two breathed a sigh of relief as they headed through the aisles.

"Okay," Jordan said. 'Got a Plan B here, just in case. What else are we getting, again?"

Noah reached for a bunch of drowsy cold medicines. "I'm getting some nasal spray, some tablets, and some of these pills that can get crushed."

"Whoa, whoa, whoa!" Jordan nearly shouted. "What are you going to do with that?!"

"Nothing they didn't do to us," Noah said. "Speaking of which, where is the Spanish Fly and erection pills?"

Jordan looked at Noah with concern. He caught her stare and gave her a reassuring embrace. "Don't worry. I've been taking some classes for Pre-Med. They're not going to OD or anything like that."

"Oh, thank God," Jordan said. "We're in enough trouble already."

Noah stopped in his tracks. "Huh. That reminds me; I don't have a wallet, and I'm pretty sure stealing these can get us in trouble. Well, even more trouble than we're already in."

Staring down at her feet, Jordan suddenly grew a wild idea. Her streaking and public sex with Noah had been boosting her confidence all day. Now, she felt like there was only one way to avoid becoming a **** thief, and somehow she didn't feel any dread about it. "Noah, how would you feel if we get caught again?"

"Probably numb by this point," he said. "Why?"

Jordan offered her hand to Noah. He took it and let the nude beauty lead him to the cashier. The checkout girl, a pretty blonde woman, was blowing bubble gum and reading a magazine. Jordan cleared her throat to get her attention. The blonde woman glanced up with disinterest but immediately widened her eyes in shock at seeing the two naked lovers. The bubble popped over her mouth, making her look like a cartoon character.

Noah couldn't help but feel pride and a bit of arousal at Jordan's stunt. Jordan flashed the cashier a confident, if still somewhat embarrassed smile as she placed the items on the counter. "So, you guys take community credits, right?"